rants
Sunday, November 13, 2005
it is horrible!
HORRIBLE, i tell u.
well, i got a sudden recollection of my nightmare(which i woke up from this morning) after i finished hoping for dumbledore's resurrection. he will always live in the hearts of those loyal to him, or something like that.
oOps.
digressed.
ok. here goes the 'ORRIBLE nightmare.
once upon a time.....
oh shuttup already. i am trying to find a way to tell.
OHH!!
ONCE UPON A TIME, i was a warrior who fought against demons(or big big men who had alot of muscles). one day, i was on a nice, well-deserved flight to a wonderful holiday destination, with my family and my classmates. i suddenly wondered:"the air outside cold anot hah?", and i asked valerie to open the window see see.
"GASP!!! hen da li leh!!! jiamin u come and feel!!!"
walking over with intrepidation, maintaining my balance at the same time, i held on to the edge of the window door or wuteva, then reached out like a ostrich.
"WAHH!!!! really damn hiong leh!!!"
then we were all playing with the wind like aunties at the RC, when SUDDENLY!, a huge bunch of demons(shuttup. i shall call them demons). they had a huge mane around their heads, and muscles so big, they were bigger than my thighs!
GASP!
they carried big big machine guns somemore and started shooting everybody. adam got shot in the arse while he was running away, then steph and shumin were climbing on top of another demon and flirting with them, then i oso want to run away la hor, but then kena caught by a demon, who was particularly HUMONGOUS.
then i struggled with it, gripping the gun and therefore make him cannot shoot me. but is not in the sense of nani nani poo poo; was in manner of mad woman struggling very hard to give birth to bullets. then the demon fired. the bullets flew out out but all miss me coz i was under gun trying to kick his d**k.
*after struggling somemore*
i finally wrenched the gun out of the demon's hands! but when i fired at him, horrors of horrors, i realised they were water guns!!!
the demon not scared and keep on "wahahaha-ing" while beating his chest(which got alot of hair). i sprayed the strong gush of water coming out from the godddamn WATERGUN then realise it was of no use. the monster keep coming towards me and i cannot do anything!!! AHHH
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then i woke up crying liao.
then daddy saw me, he laugh at me, sae i crybaby.
HMPH.
>.<
♥ i wrote about my beautiful day at 2:24 PM!
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