rants
Friday, May 06, 2005
diss a prostitute todae!
if itz her birthdaee... all dde more euu should do shho!
here are some ideas:
1) when she shamelessly ask for her birthdae present...
. look very irritated...and saee: SHHO?
. buy a present...put it on the table...wait for her to see...then when she come n CLAIM dde present... sae: bu yao lian! nort yours larhhs... do: give the present to somewann uiie alreadiie chuan tong hao wiif. results: make her look embarassed!
2) in preparation for her birthdae...
. lie to her dat you've godd the present readyy...butt...
.riite a prostitute cheer for her!
e.g i love flirting n i juuz cant denyy it
farkk miie
farkk miie
farkk miie everydaee! ahh
farrk miie everydaee!
P.R.O.S.T.I.T.U.T.E!
go...XXXXX!
e.g wo aii fang diian ke wo bu neng kang ju!
lai ba
lai ba
gao wo
gao wo
gao wo dao si diiao...AHH!
(repeat three times)
go.........XX!
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♥ i wrote about my beautiful day at 1:19 PM!
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